Pick-Up Artist

Greetings, pussy pals, it’s Charlie O’Neal, your standard bearer for ordinary horndogs. Well, my EFR (earned fuck ratio) is on the rise, thanks, most recently, to the lovely Brook (28, 5′8″, 128 pounds). I get the O’Neal-mobile washed every two weeks, and three times in a row, Brook and I were the only ones in the customer lounge. Like me, Brook, a restaurant hostess,

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