The Porn Loser really is a schmuck. Sometimes, we fantasize about breaking his video camera over his head but we don’t want to get into trouble. Who pulls his cock out of a girl’s cunt to change the goddamned camera placement? He does have a good eye for hiring wannabe porn-sluts, however. Even his facials miss their targets. Instead of shooting his cum into their mouths, he winds up pasting their chins with

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“Some friends and I went to Fort Walton Beach in Florida for a vacation before we started summer jobs,” said Kelsey. “I met this guy who goes to college in Texas but comes from Dayton, too, and we really connected–like, several times a day after our first time! He said I’d be great for a Girls Gone Wild video–not that they were around–but I said that would be too tame, and I’d rather pose for

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The Porn Loser really is a schmuck. Sometimes, we fantasize about breaking his video camera over his head but we don’t want to get into trouble. Who pulls his cock out of a girl’s cunt to change the goddamned camera placement? He does have a good eye for hiring wannabe porn-sluts, however. Even his facials miss their targets. Instead of shooting his cum into their mouths, he winds up pasting their chins with

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