A little over a minute into this video, Gem takes off her top and skirt, revealing a super-tight, super-curvy body in a black bra and sexy matching panties. At this point, a normal man would express some admiration for Gem–or as the Loser always refers to it, “what we’re working with here.” But not the Loser, who doesn’t say a word, leaving Gem to stand there awkwardly,
It seems wrong to call this gentleman a Loser considering all the hot, young playthings he’s sticking his cock into. However, he’s such a bumbling idiot, it seems his destiny to be known as that on the shelves in thousands of video stores. In this episode of Porn Loser Volume 3, Myah Monroe’s blow job technique is very fast, mainly head sucking and no spitting or drooling. It’s the kind of blow
One of the best things that can be said about the Loser is he’s not cheap. Unlike most Ordinary Joes who can afford only one camera, the Loser works with at least three, maybe four. So he’s a well-financed loser. Good thing, too, because among our video editor’s notes regarding the raw footage of this video included these gems: “Blow job. We don’t see much at first as he is soft.” “Blow job. All we get to
Alexa is a Mexican-American beauty from California. The Loser doesn’t know what a hot babe he has on his hands but he probably would not appreciate his opportunity anyway. Because he is a douchebag and he annoys us. Alexa’s wearing a really cute, sheer, sexy top, a miniskirt and the right shoes. Of course, the moron doesn’t tell her to leave them on. The Loser asks his usual stupid
How does the Loser nearly fuck up a guaranteed piece of ass? You’ll find out in this episode of Porn Loser. Erika is a 25 year-old cute girl from Missouri. She’s been living in New York for three years. How the hell did she meet the Loser? She doesn’t say but she does say that she watches a lot of porn…fairly unusual for a girl even in these liberated times…and she enjoys the concept of sharing
Fact is, the girls the Porn Loser hires for his crappy videos are, for the most part, quite sexy with nice bodies. Some of them are very pretty. They tend to be amateur, Naughty Neighbors magazine-type girls. Slim, trim with little titties, firm butts and shaved pussies. Yes, very nice, as Borat might say. We’d certainly consider shooting them for NN had they cum our way. But, like we’ve pointed out, the
Fact is, the girls the Porn Loser hires for his crappy videos are, for the most part, quite sexy with nice bodies. Some of them are very pretty. They tend to be amateur, Naughty Neighbors magazine-type girls. Slim, trim with little titties, firm butts and shaved pussies. Yes, very nice, as Borat might say. We’d certainly consider shooting them for NN had they cum our way. But, like we’ve pointed out, the
Porn Loser is based on the website Pornloser.com and the DVD volumes of the same name. In this opener, two TSG staffers are at an editing deck, discussing the footage created by the Porn Loser. As one of them put it: “These are the adventures–or misadventures–of a porn-stud wannabe who found out that being a porn stud and director isn’t nearly as easy as it looks. He had the guts to do what few have dared
The Porn Loser really is a schmuck. Sometimes, we fantasize about breaking his video camera over his head but we don’t want to get into trouble. Who pulls his cock out of a girl’s cunt to change the goddamned camera placement? He does have a good eye for hiring wannabe porn-sluts, however. Even his facials miss their targets. Instead of shooting his cum into their mouths, he winds up pasting their chins with
The Porn Loser really is a schmuck. Sometimes, we fantasize about breaking his video camera over his head but we don’t want to get into trouble. Who pulls his cock out of a girl’s cunt to change the goddamned camera placement? He does have a good eye for hiring wannabe porn-sluts, however. Even his facials miss their targets. Instead of shooting his cum into their mouths, he winds up pasting their chins with
